MonkeyPoo Paintball Marker Lube

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Oringmonkey's Monkey Poo paintball marker lubricant. Specially formulated for spool valve markers and helps prevent bolt stick and even helps remedy "First Shot Dropoff" (FSDO).
Formulated by a mixture of complex hydrocarbons and additional excipients to stabilize its consistency, MonkeyPoo goes on slick, stays on the bolt and has a great banana scent! Doesn't turn "watery" and no need to glob it on! A little amount goes a long way!

WARNING: Do Not Fling!!! NOT for human consumption.

"When i was using Sl33k my velocity had a window of +/- 12, when i switched to MonkeyPoo (without adjusting anything) the window was down to +/- 2!" - Rob (Monroe, NY)

"I recently switched to MonkeyPoo from Sleek33. Much better result on chrono right away!" - Phil (Santa Clarita, CA)

"MonkeyPoo FTW!!!" - Jay (Brooklyn, NY)

"I want my hands to smell like bananas" - Brandon (Summerville, SC)

"Played today at about 25°F weather. Monkey Poo held up! Not even once did the bolt stick!" - Eddie (Centreville, VA)

"I tried the sample pack of Monkey Poo on my NXT and the velocity went from 210 to 300!!!!!! My PSi was set to 210 and I had to back it all the way down to 190 to get it to chrono below 280. Gotta get some POO!!!! You guys continue to amaze me with your products!" - Ron (Burlington, NJ)

"I set the FSDO on my 09 GEO to 0 in our -15°C Russian Winter weather. Works great!!!" - Sergey (St. Petersburg, Russia)

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  • Product Code: ORM-MONKEYPOO-1OZ
  • Availability: In Stock
  • $24.00

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